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| Written by CG Girl |
| Friday, 09 October 2009 03:56 |
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MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS 1. Last weekend my friends and I decided to go tubing at the river and I was so excited to show off my new bikini because I knew my latest crush was going to be there that day. The morning when my friends were going to pick me up I got a surprise visit from “Aunt Flow”, but I had no choice I had to go to the river. We were in a rush so I sucked it up and grabbed a tampon on the go. We finally made it to river and just as I was bending down to get into my tube I heard my crush and all his buddies laughing behind me. I looked back to see what the fuss was about when I noticed them pointing straight at my butt. I looked down and there it was, Auntie Flow’s string dangling out my swimsuit bottoms. I immediately ran to the bathroom and called my sister to come pick me up. So much for tubing on the river with my crush! 2. The moment every high school girl awaits…her senior prom. I found the perfect dress and I had the perfect boyfriend…what could go wrong? Everything was in order until a black cloud cast over me a month before the prom. I found my boyfriend, aka “David”, making out with none other than my best friend “JeNae”. I was devastated. A new best friend soon replaced “JeNae”. Her name was Chocolate Candy. It ended up being my worst enemy and I gained 15 pounds. When prom night came around I tried to slip into my $350 prom dress but it was way too snug. I had no choice, I had to suck it up and zip it up. It took both my sisters and my mom to help me get into my dress. The night proceeded on, and I danced the night away. Just when I thought I was home free, I took a break, and sat down…. just as that happened I heard a huge rip noise, it was my dress too snug to handle me sitting. The damage was done—the zipper ripped from my arm down to my thigh and there was no covering it up. I ran to the bathroom to escape the moment only to be caught by all my classmates in roar of laughter. I wanted to die but ended hiding in the bathroom all night. 3. GUY EMBARRASSING MOMENT: I was at the lake water skiing with all my friends and forgot to tie the strings on my trunks. I wanted to show off for my girlfriend by doing a new trick but I flew off and hit the water hard. As soon as I came up from the water I saw my trunks floating in the distance. I am sure I turned red. I tried to swim to them but I didn’t get to them in time. I had to spend the rest of the time on the boat with a towel wrapped around my waist. CHOCOLATE 4. I was shopping at a wholesale grocery store with my dad to stock up on groceries for the month. He didn’t know but I was in desperate need for feminine pads. I snuck away and ran to find the aisle with the pads and found the smallest package contained 110 pads! I tried to hide the huge box under the sodas. I was in the clear until we got to the check out aisle. My hottie next-door neighbor was the cashier. I was so happy until he went to ring up the huge box of pads and there was no UPC code. He had to get on his microphone and announce that he needed a price check on my pads. I was horrified! A week later I was still nervous to walk outside my house worried I would run into my hottie neighbor. I don’t think I’ll be buying huge bulks of pads for a while. 5. I was in Spanish class and it was the day of our last final. I had to get a good grade on this test in order to make the honor roll. I didn’t want anything to distract me. Unfortunately, Spanish class is right after my lunch period. The special of the day was bean and cheese tacos-my favorite. I ate my normal 3 tacos but for some reason they weren’t settling right in my stomach. I drank a lot of water hoping it would calm my stomach down. I headed into my classroom and sat down at my desk ready to ace my test. By the third question I started to feel my stomach get gassy and turn. I tried to hold it in but before I knew I let out a big one! Everyone was looking in my direction with disgust. They knew I was the culprit. Even the teacher kept her distance for the remainder of class. I didn’t end up getting an A on my exam, but I did learn a lesson…don’t eat bean and cheese tacos before a big test. 6. I noticed that I was a late bloomer by my freshman year. All my friends weren’t wearing training bras anymore. I didn’t want to take it anymore so one day I grabbed my brother’s soccer socks and stuffed them down my bra. I couldn’t believe how much attention I was getting at the mall and it wasn’t my new hairdo either. I saw my best friend at the store by the escalators and ran to give her a big hug. As soon as I let go I realized my brother’s socks were on the ground. So much for my well kept secret. 7. February 14th is a huge deal at my school. If you don’t receive flowers that day you are pretty much an outcast at our school. No one knew that I had broken up with my boyfriend two weeks prior to Valentine’s Day. To avoid being humiliated I resulted to ordering two-dozen roses to be sent to myself during third period. I didn’t know at the time but the deliver boy ended up being my ex-boyfriends best friend. When he went to my school he made sure everyone knew that it was I who ordered the flowers and NOT my boyfriend. 8. The day before my sister’s wedding she had become a very paranoid bride to be. The entire day she kept telling me that she was worried she was going to wake up in the morning with a huge pimple on her face. Like a good younger sister I had to reassure her that it would not happen to her. I told her that she had always had flawless skin and that she would not be photographed on her big day with not one pimple. So the morning of the wedding my entire family wakes up and begins to get ready for the wedding. I was the first to use the restroom upstairs and as soon as I looked into the mirror I noticed that what my sister feared would be a huge pimple on her face when she awoke ended up happening to me! I had not one but two huge pimples on my nose and right check. I was not only a bit sad but more embarrassed, because the entire day family member and guests came up to me and pointed to my face thinking I had been bitten by a mosquito. I guess the makeup did end up helping a little bit because no one really knew those weren’t insect bites on my face, they were huge pimples. |
